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Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.
Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.
brochet by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010
Word of the Day on February 9, 2022
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Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.
Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.
broche by cumilian January 11, 2009
To crochet with the boys
Me, Tyler and Chad were brocheting
Brochet by DanThesquirrelmuncher October 24, 2020
A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.
This guy I know is a total broche
broche by pandandy June 16, 2011

brochelor 

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.
Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.
brochelor by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011

Brochelor 

Bros before Hoes. This guy has no bitch, not because he can't get one..

But because he'd rather get wasted with his buds, watch tv, play ridiculous amounts of cod, eat like a starved animal, etc. without having to answer and devote his time to some woman.
Brochelor: "Man... i really want a sandwhich... guess i'll just have to make it myself."
Brochelor by cortle.abc123 January 22, 2011