azzrazor Share definition Flag noun: the razor kept in the shower or bathtub and solely used to shave one's ass. "The Mach3 with the triple blades and the red handle is my azzrazor; don't use that dingleberry tool on your face." azzrazor by velvety smooth September 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the azzrazor mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch