Azerbaijani 

A person who is from Azerbaijan despite of him/her nationality. Azerbaijanis are very hospital and kindly people. Regardless of Khojaly massacre (26th February, 1992), almost 30 years after they are still fond of peaceful negotiations with Armenia.

A: Last night i was at Azerbaijanis as a guest.
B: How was it? Did you enjoy your meal?
A: Azerbaijani cuisine is great. Azerbaijanis are very generous people, they even gave me some food to eat at home!

Azerbaijani by anonymous October 12, 2020

Azerbaijanistanani

A person who is always kept in the dark about pretty much everything yet thinks they have any knowledge of current events.

Please, hand the Azerbaijanistanani these unbiased reputable sources so they can get educated.

Azerbaijanistanani by DuxovSnickers October 13, 2020

azerbaijanistanani

A person in denial of the truth because they were kept in the dark for their entire lives.

Hey, please hand that Azerbaijanistanani these reputable unbiased sources so that they can become educated.

azerbaijanistanani by DuxovSnickers October 13, 2020

Azerbaijani Poker-Joker

When you dress up like the joker but have 3 litres of lube with you at a poker game.

A: They’ll never guess that i’m gonna pull an Azerbaijani Poker-Joker on them.
B: YOU’LL FAIL! you dont have enough lube!

Azerbaijani Poker-Joker by Cockashit May 28, 2026

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day 

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.

Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023