bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 10, 2003

Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

by Sparky897 December 22, 2003

hairy ax wound

cunt, vagina, female gentalia

You could see her hairy ax wound under her white pants

by cheekie1969 May 15, 2006

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bloody Axe Wound

A slang term for vagina.

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!

by Slick Dick Lick June 16, 2004

The sword is in the axe wound

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

by tthe masked stranger January 7, 2010