axe face

adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.

Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"

Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!

She's a total axe face before she puts on make up

axe face by staddydaddy August 3, 2004

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face the axe

to confront a really uncomfortable, terrifying or dangerous situation.

i couldn't stand the guilt, so i decided to face the axe and confessed to the policeman.

face the axe by getjonas February 2, 2009

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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004

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horse-faced axe battle anal rampage

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage by dick milfier January 13, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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