magic awood

synonym for flaming homosexual. One who has homosexual tendencies and/or gives blowjobs. A magic awood tends to make other men uncomfortable quite frequently. He will also have some sort of speech impediment. Loves to use the following words in no particular order: fabulous! super! and cute! (all of which will have some sort of gay lisp attached).

Man, I think that dude who keeps looking at me across the bar might be a magic awood.

Dude, that magic awood said he'd blow me for $5.

Dude, there was a total magic awood in the bathroom, he made me quite uncomfortable.

magic awood by JohnQ.Public February 5, 2010

The Awood 

A special type of "morning" wood that is only found by a priviliged few in the North Georgia Mountains. More Specifically the Hiawassee, GA. area. This type of "wood" allows for non-stop, continuous sexual activity up to 24 hours. It is also refered to as a "Blue-Vein Throbber" This is only found in "well-endowed" males. The first recorded individual with this attribute was a man named Awood(nickname)

I can go all day long, just got The Awood!!!!!

The Awood by Anoynams April 13, 2007

Awooga 

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Awooga by OnionStrange March 5, 2020

AWOOLOOLOO 

The perfect thing to say when lunging as a Flood in Halo 4.

Spartan: The Floods are coming!
Flood: AWOOLOOLOO

AWOOLOOLOO by sun zoo March 15, 2021

Awooga 

swooning over someone

person a: spare coochie ?
person b: oh hell no *slaps* i hate men
person c: hey girl
person b: AWOOGA

Awooga by justsomeoneelse219 October 26, 2020

Awooga 

Humina humina humina, *eyes pop out*, NOW THATS A DAME.

Carson: AWOOGA

Awooga by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

AWOOGA 

When one finds a woman who is attractive, they will often “awooga” which is where the male character will promptly make their eyes and jaw drop to the floor. Panting, punching themselves in their own face, simping, acting in a doglike manner, and the eyes elongating while still in their own sockets is some of many other side affects.

AWOOGA HUMINAHUMINAHUMMA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONK

*puts head back in its socket* NOW THAT’S A DAME

AWOOGA by Big Bad Boi September 14, 2020