When two guys , who are both straight, are watching a movie, televison, show commercial together and a kissing or erotic scene comes up.
Of course both are not gay but its still awkward to watch a kissing scene with your guy friend. Usually happens when watching a action movie and the hero kisses his girlfriend in the last scene.
Usually followed by awkward silence during the whole scene.
Watching Spiderman 3
Bill: Nice Venom got pwned.
John: I know man.
*Mary Jane and Peter Parker kiss*
Bill: uh.....
John: yeah......
Scene Ends
Bill: Woah just had a "awkwamoment" there buddy...
The mentalgauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.
Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.