avoirdupois

a unit of weight equal to 1/36th pood

"Only a jackass would use the word iavoirdupois/i in a sentence"

by Gracq June 18, 2003

avoirdupois in the stomach area

A much more pleasant way of referring to a fat persons stomach

Some of us can use a little help in putting on socks. Perhaps avoirdupois in the stomach area makes it difficult for you to put on socks.

by Bomb46 September 21, 2009