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A.V.I.D. 

(Advancement Via Indiscriminate Deaths)
A class at West Bend West Highschool that brainwashes you into being a good student.
For the most part, children who are semi-retarded are shoved into the class.
You are forced to carry a 3 inch binder everywhere you go.
The binder could possibly be used as a murder weapon, as it has already demonstrated its ability to crush small children.
The 'binder-carriers' are feared by all.
Mr. B.: Why didn't you get your DAMN homework done?
Winston: 'cause i'm in A.V.I.D.!
Mr. B.: Oh, alright, sorry sire. Shoeshine?
A.V.I.D. by Athiesmo January 15, 2009

National kiss tummas av reyni day

This day is right before valentines day (13th). You must kiss tummas av reyni on the cheek or mouth or bootycheek
1:its national kiss tummas av reyni day!
2: sick, lets go kiss him!

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling
Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

D.A.V.Y. 

Dumb Ass Version of Yourself
When you're drunk, you become a D.A.V.Y.
D.A.V.Y. by mdub783 July 19, 2014

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come
Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.
D.A.V. by Ned March 26, 2003