Astounding 

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

Astounding by Burley February 28, 2007

Microsoft Autoupdating 

Constant jizzle for a period longer than 24 hours

Mr. Schachter: "You ok bud?"

T-Dog: "Yeah man im just Microsoft Autoupdating right now that's why I have a fire-hose attached to my cock."

Microsoft Autoupdating by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018

your wit astounds me 

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

your wit astounds me by stereoscope April 28, 2011

astounded

Being unable to believe what is right in front of your eyes.

She was astounded at the sight of her son in law doing the helicopter.

astounded by ⭐️ July 13, 2014

autoandrophilia 

A paraphilia where a biological female is sexually aroused by seeing herself as a man.

Autoandrophilia exists.

autoandrophilia by dv689 March 28, 2020

Astoundished 

A basic, punnerific (see: punnery) form of the words astounded and astonished, combined to express and emphasize general excitement and exhiliration.

I was astoundished by the site of Muzzman, as he walked in sporting his Commando garb, and was ripped as ever, bearing not a shirt to cover his manly chest.

Astoundished by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

autoandrophilia 

A sexual paraphilia where a biological female is sexually aroused by seeing herself as a man.

"Phoebe turns on everytime she puts on men's clothes due to her autoandrophilia. She is not a trans boy"

autoandrophilia by dv689 March 27, 2020