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autoical illusion 

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.
ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"
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autocalligraphile 

Someone who loves or is obsessed with their own handwriting

Created by the amazing Philip Natt
Mr Natt is such an autocalligraphile

autocaligraphile 

a form of witing invented by a marvellous communications teacher
student: wow thats some neato writing Mr. N
Mr. N: yeah i know, i call it autocaligraphile
student: interesting..
Mr. N: yeah i no <3
autocaligraphile by gulz April 21, 2008

autocalligraphile 

a new style of writing designed by awesome guy Phil.N.
wow your writing is fantastic!
I know, it's called autocalligraphile
autocalligraphile by Geezele January 24, 2010

autocalypse 

An apocalypse brought on by autocorrect messing up your spelling of a word.
I'm not to crazy about game meat.

...have you tried, fuck?

..😫..what??!...yeah I've fucked before you asshole mother fucker!!!!#

*truck!

...huh?

*fuck!...gah?

..

...duck...duck...

Autocalypse
autocalypse by Rev. Foxx September 18, 2021

Autocalling 

The act of calling ourselves to find our phone or to remember our name.
He was autocalling himself, he has no memory after that party.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026