Autofake 

A condition a person has whenever they see something online that's cool, unique, or unbelievable and they automatically think its staged, set up, or misleading.

You're just being autofake cuz its awesome and you didn't think of it.

Autofake by Summerbees November 24, 2013

autofap 

The most uncontrollable and natural fap fap fap action. It's a special term reserved for ONLY the hottest chicks. Guys don't need any invitation to fap to an autofap girl. She is fappable to the most extreme extent. An autofap chick is not your regular pretty or cute girl, she's amazingly beautiful, hot and sexy. A body to die for. A cutie who triggers wet dreams without the sleeping part. As the word suggests, faps to this girl are automatic and just happen because it's so natural in her case. Guys just can't help it when this girl shows up. Warning: this may cause inconvenience to others around you. The word can be used both as a verb and a noun.

Eg.1: After coming across a picture of a hot lingerie clad Russian chick, Mike went on autofap.

Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.

Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.

Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.

autofap by p.ab June 29, 2011

autofellatiography 

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.

"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."

autofellatiography by Fishbert December 16, 2008

autoralnecrofecophiliac 

An individual who masturbates feverishly while crapping into the mouth of a deceased person.

Dude, I hear that Charlie Sheen is an autoralnecrofecophiliac. Yeah. I hear that too. I heard that after Osama bin Laden was killed, Charlie Sheen crapped into his mouth while masturbating feverishly.

autoralnecrofecophiliac by Sick Bastard 1234 June 10, 2011

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

AutoFloweringSeeds 

Cannabis plant that doesn;t need a light schedule.

Lowryder2 and EasyRyder are forms of AutoFloweringSeeds

Exampls found at www.autofloweringseeds.com

AutoFloweringSeeds by LOWRYDER February 1, 2010

autofellatio 

The art of sucking your own cock

The artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.

autofellatio by spylad August 11, 2003