When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk
1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"
by The Ù December 10, 2002
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When you use two belts, or tourniquets of some type to produce strangulation and cut off circulation of blood flow to your dominant arm for masturbation. This produces the feeling of auto erotic asphyxiation combined with the feeling of another individual performing a hand job on you.
Jared had a hard day at work and was feeling lonely, and decided it was time for an autoerotic stranger to relieve some tension.
by Poops yet February 28, 2021
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A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.
by Brendasue333 September 4, 2019
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Self stimulation. Having a date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters, Auditioning the hand puppet, Badgering the witness, Bashing the bishop, Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget, Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick, Blueball baseball, Calling down for more Mayo, Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis, Caping the crusader, Cheating on your other hand, Checking the plumbing, Choking the chicken, Tossing off, Trolling for the one-eyed walleye, Performing the tube sock tango, Wanking the white, Warming up the altar boy's dinner, White-water wristing etc. etc.
I've got nothing better to do with my time so I practice autoeroticism for hours on end.
by Wankerrrrrrz September 26, 2006
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1) the process of making a car sexy by adding performance parts or making it asthetically pleasing.
2) drooling over someone elses sex machine of a car
3)dreaming or thinking of what you want to do to your car to make it better/faster/ nicer.
1) Oh I saw a clean supra earlier, ever since then I have autoeroticizing about it.

2) Damn, I have been autoeroticizing about this slammed turbo GTI I saw last week with a fine girl in it.
by BreGTIhottie October 9, 2008
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the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.
if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism
by david bunn December 15, 2004
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