autochronocoitus

The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.

Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.

autochronocoitus by rectaculus March 5, 2009

autochronophilia

psychological disorder in which a time traveling person experiences a sexual preference for oneself in the time frame different than the time he or she used time machine.

Dude1: Dude2, I just found out that I'm Autochronophiliac!
Dude2: WTF?
Dude1: Last night I used time machine to travel 20 years in past. I went to my place at the college campus and things started rolling unexpectedly...
Actually, I lost virginity with myself.
Dude2: how was it?
Dude1: Enlightening! Now I know who was that guy in my shower 20 years ago!

autochronophilia by 5thfloor October 27, 2009

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Autochroisexual

Autochroisexual is when you can have no desire to have sex with others or participate in sexual acts, and still have your body react in a sexual way. Think of it as watching and enjoying porn, but not feeling a desire to participate. It's on the asexual spectrum.

"They can watch porn and feel a stimulation in their nether regions, but they do not want to have sex with other people. Therefore, they identify as Autochroisexual."

Autochroisexual by Jabba the Trump September 19, 2016

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Autochrondick

Automatic nonstop boner from smoking chronic weed.

I got autochrondick immediately after smoking this chronic pot. Fuck viagra smoke pot!

Autochrondick by Spacegnome April 29, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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