Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

Austrian Crab

A sex act wherein a woman tucks both legs behind her head and the man sets her upon his cock and proceeds to spin her like a top. When looked upon from the side the woman appears like a crab because of the round shap her legs make and her arms are like the claws.

i got that girl in the Austrian Crab last night and spun the skin off my dick!!!

by Vertikon April 15, 2011

Austrian Girls

Austrian girls are the most likely to give a man head out of all the countries. Austria's percent of girls that actually enjoy giving blow jobs is 80%. In second place and far behind is Japan girls with a tiny 25%. In third place is American girls with an upsetting 17%. And you thought Bruno was the only good thing from Austria.

Tom: Dude I met some fine Austrian girls yesterday!

Jonny: Did you get that 80 percent?

Tom: What is that supposed to mean?

Jonny: If you don't know then the answer is no.

by lanabackwardzz March 2, 2010

Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 14, 2010

Austrian Horseshoe

A large dildo, normally a double dong.

Hey Kaj, what did you do with that Austrian Horseshoe you bought last night?

by Horseshoe Lover October 1, 2009

austrian empire

The austrian empire was austria at it's largest and most powerful extent

the austrian empire used to be a european superpower

by German Empire June 22, 2021

Austrian Airstrike

When the man or women, sitting at least a story or more above his/her partner, takes a dump which lands on the partner. (Preferably the face or chest).

Girl: Are you ready for the Austrian Airstrike?
Boy: Here it comes!

Sadly the girl was knocked unconscious.

by The jagged headed dildo January 30, 2009