Sister of your mother/father, sometimes their aunt. An aunt is someone who will always be there for you, even when you aren't. They're not always the nicest person, but they're the most real.
by anon-91095 September 15, 2018
She can be known as you mom’s or dad’s sister. She is amazing at everything! She can give you cousins and even a great adventure! She can be amazing at baking and cooking ! You never want to lose something be like her!
Can we go on an adventure Auntie?
Sure sweetie! What do you wanna do? Fishing Baking? As long as you have fun sweetie!
Sure sweetie! What do you wanna do? Fishing Baking? As long as you have fun sweetie!
by 101GIRLLLL101 March 31, 2019
A person who always pays too much for things, locks herself out of houses, constantly complains about sports on TV in group settings, and is always posting pictures of cats on Facebook.
by Frustrated Nephew May 28, 2017
Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
by GRocco August 21, 2017
Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
by Ezekiel Calhoun December 7, 2010
A Girl who is usually very cute and pretty that seduces men makes them madly fall in love with her using her specific ways but unlike a male gigolo she's not interested in money but only the pleasure of capturing and breaking their heart.
its also a popular Syd Barrett song.
its also a popular Syd Barrett song.
guy #1:"i want to kill myself for her..."
guy#2:"dude its not worth it shes a gigolo aunt, she's done this to many others"
guy#1:"what should i do then?"
guy#2:"i don't know. go listen to syd barrett or something."
guy#2:"dude its not worth it shes a gigolo aunt, she's done this to many others"
guy#1:"what should i do then?"
guy#2:"i don't know. go listen to syd barrett or something."
by shane713 January 11, 2015
Vodka Aunt is the loud, usually inebriated and funnest member of your extended/immediate family. Usually they take the younger members of the family under their slightly uncoordinated wing. They are usually the one to let obscenities fall in the presence of children rationalizing "this is the real world and they're gonna hear them anyway" while taking a sip from their drink and telling the embarrassing stories of other relatives. Instead of practical gifts, the Vodka Aunt will go out of her way to get something insanely fun (possibly mildly inappropriate). The Vodka Aunt is the one who gave you your first real sip of alcohol as a teenager and often borrows other people's children to go on adventures; promptly returning them loaded with sugar, cranky and in possession of a new toy with obscenely loud sound effects. The Vodka Aunt can also apply to non-blood related family members as well, such as close family friends. Often seen hanging out with the Weed Cousin.
"Who's that drunk lady that keeps telling your 3yr old there isn't enough vodka in her vodka?" "Oh thats Jane, the Vodka Aunt. She's the one who got banned from the zoo for flipping off the monkeys."
by platypiandi November 24, 2015