sallie: Aunt flow came to visit today
sue : ugh she's coming next week for me
joe: WHO TF IS AUNT FLOW
sue : ugh she's coming next week for me
joe: WHO TF IS AUNT FLOW
by LoloMarie023 June 25, 2017
by SAgent October 1, 2005
Dude, my mom's sister dumped worthless Uncle Earl, hooked up w/that husky butch in the flannel shirt from the food Co-op, and moved to Vermont. Now, she's my lesbi-aunt
by eyetye291 December 7, 2008
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An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.
by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021
person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"
agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
by bradhadair January 8, 2005
To inject maple syrup into a Black girls anus for the purpose of having her squirt it out on either a stack of freshly made pancakes, or her partners face or mouth. The white equivalent of the aunt jemimah is known as the mrs.buttersworth.
L-Dawg: Yo C-Dawg i totally aunt jemimah'd that hood rat i met at the club last night, i cant believe u let her squirt ass syrup on u!
C-Dawg: ya brah i had extra syrup layin around, and i had to use it some how!
LaQuisha totally ruined my plans of waffles today because she used up all the syrup when she Aunt Jemimah'd herself last night!
C-Dawg: ya brah i had extra syrup layin around, and i had to use it some how!
LaQuisha totally ruined my plans of waffles today because she used up all the syrup when she Aunt Jemimah'd herself last night!
by P-bone~A.Drew~Coletrain October 29, 2009