Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 4, 2004

Aunt Flo and Cousin Red

Menstrual Period

Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.

by spldbrt89l July 2, 2009

Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.

Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?

by Haygurl007 March 22, 2011

Aunt Flo & Uncle Red

The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.

Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town.

by Skillett March 31, 2004

aunt flo's cap and gown

A pad and tampon

"Go get me aunt flo's cap and gown. Hurry!"

"A what?"

"A pad and tampon!!"

by Jerry's other kid January 11, 2014

Aunt Flo's country fudge

1. Strange little cubes of fudge available to impulse buyers at 7-elevens.

2. Enjoying the country fudge while your sister, mother, aunt, daughter, or niece is on her period. (See: Aunt Flo, Country Fudge)

Aunt Flo was visiting my sis last week so we all made some country fudge together. I like Aunt Flo's country fudge the best cause'n it's cherry flavored!

by T-diddy McCool November 9, 2006

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003