bishop Auckland

the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!

lets go to bishop Auckland ,ect

bishop Auckland by downthetooooon June 2, 2018

Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

Auckland, New Zealand by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015

West auckland 

West auckland is a shithole. Overfilled with dodgy youth gangs and bums who smoke crack and synthetics at trainstations and will not hesitate to attack you for wearing the wrong colour. Although there are a few nice areas, there's some to avoid, the ones you should avoid are :ranui, avondale, Henderson, and newlynn. In those areas you will most probably have a interaction with a crack head who will defiantly ask you for a dollar or a cigarette

Oi g I'm going up to west auckland to see the bro.
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there

West auckland by King of auckland April 21, 2019

Bishop Auckland

To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.

“Hew mate ever heard of Bishop Auckland”
“Aye bish Vegas, heard it’s a right shithole”

Bishop Auckland by BigSolidMushFromBishVegas November 22, 2019

Bishop Auckland

the scruffiest place in england. can be sometimes reffered to as 'bishvegas' by the local chavs

lets go to bishop auckland, etc

Bishop Auckland by hamikelitoris June 28, 2009

Ackland

A person with a major lack of petrol money.

Ackland: Jamesss set us a bacon cheese, don't be stinge.

or

Set us some petrol money.

or

*puff* *puff* *puff* we started yet?

Ackland by charlie rumble January 13, 2010

Auckland 

Auckland is a city in North Island, New Zealand. It is situated on an isthmus and is the largest urban region and chief port of the country. The chief exports are frozen meats, dairy products, wool, hides, and iron and steel. Petroleum, iron and steel products, wheat, sugar, and fertilizers are the leading imports. Auckland is also New Zealand's leading industrial center. The chief industries are engineering, motor vehicle and chemical manufacturing, and food processing. It is also a fishing port and the chief base of the New Zealand navy. Maoris and persons of Maori ancestry comprise roughly one seventh of the populace, giving the city the largest Polynesian population in the world. Auckland was founded in 1840 and was the capital of New Zealand from 1841 to 1865. Educational institutions include the Univ. of Auckland and the Auckland Institute of Technology. The Auckland War Memorial Museum has a collection of Maori art. Other sights include a maritime museum and the Sky Tower. The Royal New Zealand Yacht Squadron, based in Auckland, won the America 's Cup in 1995 and successfully defended in 2000, but lost in 2003. In the area of the city are many extinct volcano cones, including Mt. Eden and Rangitoto.

Auckland and Wellington are the principle cities of New Zealand.

Auckland by jeepmeepPEEP January 30, 2005