Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.
Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"
by Paul Kersey September 7, 2007
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The absolute GOD, he hits those noscopes on the reg and fucks shit up my guy. Also known for RESPECTING women and absolutely slaying that fucking DRAGON. The ultimate homie who will wingman and slay for you.
- You see that crazy motherfucker August last night?
- Yah that legend dude put some respec on his name foo
- Hell yeah, we need to meet up with that GOD sometime soon
by ManSpeaksFAX February 6, 2019
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Someone who is extremely beautiful and very cute. He also has an amazing personality and great hair.
Sam : "Youre not as cute as my boyfriend, August"
by SampaiWhale July 14, 2016
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The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
by John Swarton April 4, 2008
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A very sexy and beautiful man. The idea of perfection. Anything he does will turn a girl on. He is loving, and trustworthy. His hair is the most beautiful thing ever. Don't forget about his sexy abs
by BIGSEXYSHARK December 19, 2016
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August is the type of person that will be shy at first but when you get to know them, they are a real motherfucker that will kill anyone that does you wrong. You need to befriend an August because they will be the best motherfucker you meet
It's a bird! It's a plane! Nah it's the best motherfucker in the world, August!
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Noun.
1) The mental state of being lazy or not wanting to work in late summer.
2) A harmful, depraved, or morbid desire for school to start sooner than expected.
3) To actually want to go back to school, usually in early to late August.
Man I'm sick of summer, I must have Augustitis!
by Luke1824 August 7, 2008
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