aubergine

The emoji or family friendly version of the word shlong usually used in texts

you have a miniscule aubergine

by swellyboi December 26, 2020

Dirty aubergine

When you unload in someone’s mouth then mix it with orange juice then drink it from there mouth

Today for breakfast I did a dirty aubergine with my boyfriend to go along with my eggs

by Thistookmesolongtosignin January 7, 2021

Aubergine Smack

A sexual practice, primarily conducted by vegans and vegetarians, in which a partner slaps an eggplant on the other patner's buttcheek until it turns red.

I gave her that aubergine smack and shit started to get hot.

by stalin's swallower November 28, 2020