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attencentration
combination of the words "concentration" and "attention"; extreme focus or vigilance on several aspects within a situation with the ability to focus on certain specific elements as necessary
attencentration by Kevin Burke August 30, 2005
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attense • attensexual • attencentration • attendee • Attendeficitis • attenen • Attenergy • Attenshit • ATTENSHONE • Attenshun hoar
attensexual
Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.
Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?
John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.
Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.
Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
attensexual by SkankMobley January 22, 2014
ATTENSHONE
Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.
ATTENSHONE by lellyca August 7, 2018
attenslut
Jean-Paul: Holy shit, I want summa dat.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.
attenslut by euphoric giraffe July 20, 2008
attendee
Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.
Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.
Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.
attendee by English lover. August 25, 2012
Naughty Bathroom Attendent
When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
Naughty Bathroom Attendent by synasthetic December 25, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026