To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.
"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"
by lpcvrk2 April 29, 2010
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When your cousin is so loose that you can slip it in her asshole without lube.
by ge August 1, 2003
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In gaming: paying or subscribing for added benefits to make things a little easier but don't do any direct impact to the game like pay-to-win.

IE: Bank or bag space, faster riding, slightly higher exp rates
I am going to subscribe to ESO+ because the craftbag gives some ease of access to the crafting system in the game.
by Tinygreendot June 3, 2017
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When a chap puts his penis back in his trousers perhaps a few seconds to early post piss, leading to a few drops down the inner thigh.
Jesus christ, i just had a major ease-up and had to change my jeans.
by Meccadave April 7, 2006
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A slang from mostly the Caribbean. It means to relieve yourself by passing gas/farting so that you would feel better, It also means to release any unwanted waste from the body so that you will be relieved.
Hey, bro l am feeling kinda gassy and bloated can you excuse me to ease my body?
That burger went through me can l use the bathroom to ease my body?
by Slapstickity March 7, 2023
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Telling a person to calm down for any particular reason. They could be getting angry, excited, horny etc.

(Calling them turbo implies they are getting "revved up" like a turbo charger in an engine.)
Friend: MAN I am going to KILL THAT ASSHOLE who cut me off in traffic!!!!

You: Ease up turbo, its just the roids talkin'!
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You: Yo dude you hungry? Want me to get you something from the store?

Friend: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

You: Ease up turbo I've only got 10 bucks!
by DirtyFranK85 May 3, 2011
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