An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
by Muffinman16 March 21, 2017
Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
by JohnHinkleH February 27, 2010
A eupherism for tripping on acid.
"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
by Dcstrutter April 20, 2018
A new scary bureauscape where there are no more physical offices and everything is done through zoomteractions.
by Sexydimma April 11, 2022