Asymptote 

Asymptote is basically the friendzone. You're really close but you can never touch.

Sorry, but you are just an Asymptote. Asympzone!

Asymptote by Katherina Petrova April 9, 2017

Asymptote 

A line that approaches a function's graph more and more closely, but never touches it. Asymptote are the limits of a graph.

HOLY SHIFT! LOOK AT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION!

Asymptote by Floral Winter February 22, 2010

Braveheart Asymptote 

The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.

It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.

Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.

Braveheart Asymptote by Luckystrikered June 23, 2008

asymptote dating 

1/Dating; a relationship where you get progressively closer to dating but never actually reach dating. Not to be confused with pre-dating, asymptote dating never leads to actual dating.

Ugh! Why won't Alex and Jon get together??? They're totally asymptote dating.

asymptote dating by ohbb April 22, 2009

Kick Asymptotes 

To overcome limitations, To overcome a challenge, to find meaning and purpose in life, To do anything "geo" (domenico's definition), To transcend into infinity, etc...

Anyone can kick asymptotes if they don't give up and work hard.

Kick Asymptotes by Anonymous27182818 September 18, 2016

nice asymptotes 

What a geeky Math whiz boy would say to a geeky Math whiz girl as a one-liner.

At the Beta Sigma Omega Math Olympiads, Devin walked up to Melissa and looked at her graph of the function, and then tried to suavely say "Hey there, lady, nice asymptotes - can I see them closer?"

nice asymptotes by Adel7 January 6, 2008

asymptote 

-noun: a guy/girl that has a crush on someone and shows it but never does anything about it, just keeps his/her distance.

That guy is an asymptote because he likes me yet never intends to ask me on a date.

asymptote by paopao89 May 2, 2009