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Someone you can totally be yourself around and not give a care in the world about your actions or feelings because they won't judge you for the stupid things you may do or say.
me: i look fat
asya: if ur fat then im obese!
by SoCcErChIcKKK August 18, 2009
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someone who will never let you down when you need them.

i love my asya
im happy asya is my best friend :D
by sweetcherriepie August 09, 2009
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The nicest girl around who likes to use her boobs to get presents from boys.
An Asya: Hi there *boob pops out*
Victim:Give me a hug and I'll give you my Links bracelet
An Asya: =
by AzzleSnazzle June 07, 2010
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Nice pretty russian girl, in a few of your classes, wont let you down, always on time. Dosent like violence Listens to any type of music you give her. Nice body, usually smiling, doesnt eat much, hates alot of people, cant usually fight. Wears makeup or usually no makeup, loves tight or baggy clothes. Not to creative, doesnt like doing work, doesnt like watching tv, hates drawing.
"Whos that" "Asya s." "Really?shes changed" "I guess" "Do you have her number?" "Do I look like a phone book?
by Reesesvans October 05, 2010
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Asya would be a form of dissing. Other types of these jokes would be Alice or Stacy jokes, but Asya is preffered as it is a more random name it usually startles the people around you. It can be used in positive, dirty or negative ways.
1. "It tickles!"
"Hehe Asya should know!"

2. "Oh my gosh, that hairdo looks terrible on you!"
"No, it looks terrible on Alice!"

3. "Aaaw you look beautiful!"
"Thanks, thats what Stacy said too!"
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