When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.
Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical
OR
Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical
OR
Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
by cayden is thick June 7, 2020
The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 8, 2018
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by mlg pro 11212005 April 13, 2017
The Astronomers is composed of Ben Baker and Michael Stensland. We currently have no information on which is chaotic and which is calm, but they're still a really cool band that has an EP called Sinking Ships & Story Tales.
Person 1: You ever heard of The Astronomers?
Person 2: No, I actually haven't.
Person 1: You should go check out U F'd Up and Skywalking!
Person 2: What if I don't?
Person 1: You will have bad luck in finding good music, so you better go do it right now.
Person 2: No, I actually haven't.
Person 1: You should go check out U F'd Up and Skywalking!
Person 2: What if I don't?
Person 1: You will have bad luck in finding good music, so you better go do it right now.
by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. March 1, 2021
ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.
wind
fire
crazy wheels
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.
wind
fire
crazy wheels
mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!
chops wind fire crazy wheels
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!
chops wind fire crazy wheels
by Mikey Bruno February 18, 2011
Refers to the mildly-indignant answer that you snortingly "toss back" at a seemingly-impertinent clueless who naively asks why you don't "just buy your way out" of a moderately-inconvenient/difficult/unpleasant situation, his not being familiar with the enormous financial outlay that said "easy-solution" choice/action would entail.
Two typical/everyday examples of an astronomical-cost retort would be with regards to having a garage come and pick up your presently-non-drivable vehicle instead of having a friend help you tow/push it the few miles to the garage with another vehicle ("Yeah, **sure** I could --- for a nice HUNDRED-BUCKS TOWING-CHARGE!"), or if you presently have to turn your well-pump on and off manually because it's "on its last legs" and so you always have to be "right there and ready" to quickly turn the pump back off to avoid damage if it doesn't immediately start up when you power it on ("Oh, yeah --- new pumps are indeed available --- you got an extra THOUSAND BUCKS OR MORE JUSS LAYIN' AROUND to get one installed??!"). Never fails to shut the impudent inquisitor right up!
by QuacksO October 26, 2018