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Antoinette 

She's stylish, gorgeous, sweet, kind, brilliant and powerful, basically gods gift from heaven. Everyone has respect for "Antoinette" Many envy, hate and are very jealous of a Antoinette. Antoinette's can be mean at times only to those who are disrespectful, mean, liars, ghetto and fake type people. If she's your friend she will have your back to the end. Antoinette is very picky and refuse to settle for less. They work very hard and will not let anyone stand in their way. They are very classy women who is somewhat a control freak but always get the job done. They play hard like men but always carry themselves like elegant classy ladies. You will do anything for a Antoinette!
1. Gotta have a Antoinette!

2. Once you have a Antoinette you will never give her up.

3. Why are you so angry? Because I'm not a Antoinette!

4. Sorry, can't do what a Antoinette can do.

5. C'mon be more like a Antoinette

6. Becareful because she's a Antoinette.

7. If you want to be FABULOUS you got to be a Antoinette.

8. Nothing like a Antoinette.

9. If you're brilliant you MUST be a Antoinette.

10. He will always say YES if you're a Antoinette.
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Skylar Astin 

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
Skylar Astin by pepperstark April 6, 2015

aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope
Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere
aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013
Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.
Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.
Astin by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022

Aston Academy 

A place to make people feel suicidal
Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy
Aston Academy by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019

pierre antoine 

The most amazing man ever!

Also someone beautiful, clever , funny , and more...
" he was perfect as a Pierre Antoine "

Asoingboing 

The response to something utterly disgusting, weird, or fucking dumb
Preston: I really want to have sex with Spider-Man and get that spidussy.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.
Asoingboing by Asoing22 December 19, 2021