Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.

"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."

Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

antlering 

antlering

A Lesbian sex act where two partners aggressively interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of antlers) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism and scissoring, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".

I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window of a book club and watched Deb and Barb get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began aggressively antlering that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.

antlering by Brian & Ben February 13, 2014

Ashleying 

To take a girl, usually your wife, furniture shopping, like at Ashley Furniture and Home Store.

Ex: “Hey bruh wanna go to Hooters?”
“Nah man me and Tanya are going Ashleying today. Maybe next time.”

Ashleying by Latanya21900 January 13, 2021

ashleying 

n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.

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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.

And we would all have anus hats.

ashleying by gnostic3 November 25, 2022

AshleyIsGay 

An ashley who is gay has a strange addiction to a friend or girlfriend. We call this ashley is gay for a reason

AshleyIsGay with her friends

AshleyIsGay by AShleyGaymer February 2, 2021

Antlering 

Putting deer antlers on or in your hat and walking through public or sticking your head out of the window of a moving vehicle. Will gain a strange response or reaction from bystanders.

He was antlering in the local Walmart.

Antlering by Cunt-ry boi April 15, 2024