Horror director that started his career with a short film “The Strange About The Johnson’s“ where the family is in a pretty messed up situation. He then went on to direct the A24 film “Hereditary” possibly the scariest movie ever, about another messed up family situation but has a supernatural spice to it. After the success of “Hereditary” he will go on to make yet another A24 film “Midsommar” about friends going to a pagan village and witnessing the horrors of the religion’s rituals. Ari Aster is not a name to let your guard down when watching his movies.
Man: So did you see that one movie that was super scary and made me not want to sleep for three days?
Woman: You mean the one Ari Aster movie?
Man: Yeah, that one!
Woman: You mean the one Ari Aster movie?
Man: Yeah, that one!
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 20, 2020
by Toka Kanashi October 13, 2020
October 15th is national aster day. On this day you appreciate the asters in your life and give them all your valuables
Maybe give them a hug idk
Maybe give them a hug idk
Shu: woah did you hear it's national aster day?
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money
by Penguin teeth October 2, 2022
An unhinged member of the markier dan club who often writes detailed paragraphs on how they would like to f*** characters (specifically men who are manwhores, pudgy and muscly) and he is extremely mentally unstable(we are setting up a go fund me for his therapy). They are also a closeted furry who makes fun of furries to hide the fact they are one.
*conversation on the server*
Aster (jaw dislocator): what i wanted to say iz that i’ve never wanted a man sm in my life. i need hiz dick up my azz rn and after he fill me up like a twinkie i want him to leave hickiez all over me and leave bite markz too. if i could i would carry hiz children but alas i cannot. i want him to tie me up and tease me until i cry in pleasure and then i want him to edge me and make me beg for him to fuck my mind. then i want him to suck me dry and call me a good boy while he pullz my hair.
Member: Average message from Aster
Aster (jaw dislocator): what i wanted to say iz that i’ve never wanted a man sm in my life. i need hiz dick up my azz rn and after he fill me up like a twinkie i want him to leave hickiez all over me and leave bite markz too. if i could i would carry hiz children but alas i cannot. i want him to tie me up and tease me until i cry in pleasure and then i want him to edge me and make me beg for him to fuck my mind. then i want him to suck me dry and call me a good boy while he pullz my hair.
Member: Average message from Aster
by xx_depressedgacha_nightwolf November 14, 2022
by someone_child June 2, 2022
Harry: Hey! Did you see the new video on the Aster SMP YouTube channel?
Patricia: YES IT WAS AMAZING!
Patricia: YES IT WAS AMAZING!
by someone_child June 2, 2022