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ASTEPF2F is, A STEP FAR TOO FAR, and, that's the feeling many have, who need to escape from being "controlled" by Brussels.
I'm fed up with being bullied by Brussels - more and more people don't want to be taking ASTEPF2F - It's, truly, a Brussels "ultracontrol containment camp!".
ASTEPF2F by FABARM November 16, 2018
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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Related Words
asteen aster Aseel Aseem asnee Asteria Aste Arteen Arteest Aseer
The most universal word in the English dictionary. It is used in all manner of phraseology such as the confirmation of previously stated intentions or actions. Usually used when accepting the unintelligence of another individual.
"Have you seen these plebeians?? I sincerely doubt that their compiled intelligence would shift a grain of sand."
"Agteed."
agteed by Agteed May 13, 2018
An aseel is a female angel that has fallen to earth and took the form of a very beautiful woman. The word “aseel” is also used to describe a woman who is perfect in every way, from her head to her toe and to her soul. An aseel is loved by many and hated by only a few and has no room in her heart for hatred, and when she loves someone she truly does with all her heart. Having in aseel in your life is like winning the lottery, its pretty hard to find but when you find it its worth scratching all those tickets.
OMG look at that woman, she is an aseel, i cant take my eyes off her !
Aseel by GotTheHots4Sooli April 18, 2019
the opposite of a disaster in a feeling form
You receive free candy for a year, and you are feeling the aster.
Aseel is a girl which is smart, angelic, beautiful and when she loves someone she she truly does.

Trustworthy, caring and forgive people no matter what they did. She’s so pure and the kindest person you will ever know
She's a perfect secret-keeper.
She tries her best in everything but sometimes she's lazy. Shes an introvert, active and creative, Support optimism. Make people around happier and smile. Can’t leave anyone sad. She's an angle who had fallen on earth to make your life better. You may not see how much she cares about you. Even if she said she hates you. This is not true. She will never let it go. She's kinder than anybody. She doesn’t care about looks but care about personality. If you lost her, you lost life.
Hey you
Dont lose your aseel
Aseel by Mostbekano,etr November 23, 2019
A beautiful word spoken by Big Shaq in his song "Man's not Hot"
Hold tight asnee (my man)
asnee by Sand boy October 20, 2017