asswich

really bad sandwich that tastes like ass

i ate this really bad asswich the other day! it was horrible.

by dereckbester March 4, 2011

asswich

when someone's ass is in your face

I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich

by stacysox October 20, 2009

asswich

1.) A sandwich of ass. (noun)

2.) A stupid, often incompetent individual with little regard for anyone besides him or herself. (noun)

3.) Pertaining to or in the context of being a tool. (adjective)

1.) "I asked for a meatball hero, but the guy pulled his pants down and slapped some bread on his ass and gave me an asswich!"

2.) "You're so fucking stupid, Chelsea. You're an asswich."

3.) "That's asswichy of you. Go die."

by TerriAnne June 14, 2009

asswich

A good name to call someone.

John, you're an asswich

by fastcr80 August 18, 2004

asswich

Totally lame, beneath redemption.

Man, waiting in this line is asswich!

The dress she wore to the party was asswich!

by FluffyKnitterDeb June 8, 2005