Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

asshacker 

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

asshacker by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Asswacked 

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

Asswacked by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

Assshacked 

Identical twins who have been born conjoined by the buttox

Did u see the baby pic of Marlene's twins? They came out assshacked.

Assshacked by Winthrop Rutherford March 17, 2021

Asscracked 

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

Asscracked by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

assjacked 

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

assjacked by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006

Asswhack

To have sexual intercourse, banging your thighs off the rear of the receiver.

I asswhacked Natalie last night, it was amazing.

Asswhack by DeathStorm™ May 31, 2009