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3 definitions by DeathStorm™

 
1.
A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.
Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!
by DeathStorm™ June 01, 2009
 
2.
a Word used for smothering another with their own fieces.
Danny Totally Turta'd Himself Last Night, It Was Nasty And Messy!
by DeathStorm™ June 01, 2009
 
3.
To have sexual intercourse, banging your thighs off the rear of the receiver.
I asswhacked Natalie last night, it was amazing.
by DeathStorm™ May 31, 2009