by cat litter boy March 25, 2014
by David Ware May 12, 2004
Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.
by stxnthamix August 29, 2015
I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.
by Fkrtist September 4, 2013
Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
Jim: What happened?
Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!
by Vinchenzonaughti March 4, 2008
1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
by baruchuh November 2, 2006
Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.
by b to the r a d March 7, 2009