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Asstrolls 

The Houston astros (asstrolls) and fan base

Bandwagon Houston Astro fans. Constantly bragging about how great their team is, even tho they have more 100+ loss season than World Series titles.
Fuck the Asstrolls
Asstrolls by ALW King A’s August 1, 2019
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Astroid Ass 

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

assteroid 

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003

ASSteroids 

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.
From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.
ASSteroids by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

Asteroids. 

This word adequately replaces haemorrhoid. It sounds more appropriate!
The angle of the dangle of my asteroids is driving me barmy and they itch like hell!

Asteroids 

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
Asteroids by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017