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An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.
From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.
#steroids #ass #kim kardashian #big butt #booty
by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011
A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
#small hemorrhoid #anal fissure #rectal fissure #anal tear #assterrhoid
by Keylimeypie November 19, 2007
A really inflamed hemorrhoid.
Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!
#rage #asteroid #inflamed #hurts #body
by chunihan February 14, 2013
A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
#small hemorrhoid #anal fissure #rectal fissure #anal tear #assterrhoid
by Keylimeypie November 19, 2007
A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.

Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!
by Schmendt January 18, 2016
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