Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

Rick Asstley 

Rick Astley's Ass.

Fan: Can I see your Rick Asstley?
Rick Astley: Of course!

Rick Asstley by \/+{[me]}+\/ October 31, 2020

Assterisk 

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

Assterisk by thaicougs February 13, 2010

assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an donkey (ass) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.

Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"

assbee by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 15, 2008

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Asseenontvonsale.com by Dosadosa October 2, 2013

Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

Assters by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Assthetics 

The Judge of how good or beautiful(sexy) somebody's ass looks

Damn, that chicks got some serious assthetics

Assthetics by Mikaleo April 22, 2010