assclapper

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.

Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!

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Alabama ass slap

When your sexual partner is riding your penis and you slap his,her ass.

Girl 1: my ass is so sore today...
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: while i was riding Thomas's dick he gave me an Alabama ass slap

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A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

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making your ass clap, or the shaking of the ass, making a clapping sound

assclap by Aren July 31, 2003

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A pat of the butt, used by male athletes used to signify a good play/move.

Joey ass slapped me after I hit a homerun.

Ass Slap by GangstaT-man January 18, 2009

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On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

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an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

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