assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

assrobot by Batrastard July 14, 2003

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Assroot

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

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fake ass robot bitch

a person whose dick deserves to be bitten

You're such a fake ass robot bitch, keep your dick safe

fake ass robot bitch by iwillbiteyourdikk May 29, 2018

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astrobotany

The study of plant life in space.

Scientists are studying astrobotany by growing plants in the microgravity environment of the ISS and observing their growth.

astrobotany by Reigny July 3, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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