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ass raider 

A person that sneaks up behind you and rams his penis up your butt in a hostile manner
I had bent over to pick up my pen when a ass raider jumped me.
ass raider by kingflumo November 25, 2010

ass-raider 

Example one:
Olivia: "Stop stairing at my boyrfriends butt, Brian! Seriously, you are such a fucking ass-raider."

Example two:
Jake: "Justin, you dont want to sit too close to Adam, you know."
Justin: "Why?"
Jake: "You know that he is gay, right?"
Justin: "What, he is a fucking ass-raider!?"
ass-raider by ass-raider October 19, 2020

Assraper's Anonymous 

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

southside assraper 

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough
Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper
southside assraper by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018
The act of forcing anal sex.
The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.
assrapery by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008

assramer 

some who likes to ram ass
Hey you assramers lets go to my place
assramer by Joe October 28, 2003