black asspuss 

when some dude's penis penetrates the pussy and straight through some negresse's asshole. He then proceeds "mine the tunnel".

tyler murray gave THE NEGRESSE a black asspuss created by Ellen's huge, ginormous, PENIS.

black asspuss by Tyler Murray August 4, 2006

asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.

Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!

asspassenger by Auntyellow6969 May 5, 2011

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

asspiss by eddy April 7, 2005

Asspurse 

1. A back-pocket 2. Another word for a fanny-pack 3. An insult...one of those kind of funny ones that no-one can really get mad at. Basically we here, reserve this insult for Kent Smith. To call some one an ass-purse, they must be worse then a shit-bag.

"Hey, your wallet was stolen out of your ass purse"

"That ass-purse makes you look like such a tourist"

"Kent Smith is such an asspurse"
"You're no shit-bag, you're an asspurse"
"Not even Napoleon Dynamite or Mariah Carey are good enough to be called ass-purses."

Asspurse by Justin Spiewak and Ryan Smith January 29, 2006

asspussy 

An anus that is used for sexual intercourse. An asspussy will generally be penetrated by (but not limited to) a penis (or penises) and/or other appendages. Asspussy is also most likely to be shaved and willing to accept cock at any given moment. The presence of asspussy implies the act of "fucking," not "making love."

After donkey punching her, I rammed my pole into her asspussy and blew my wad into her sludge farm.

I fucked her asspussy until it blossomed like a fudge flower.

I pulled out and shoved it in her asspussy because was far tighter than her coochie.

That twink loves to show off his asspussy like it's the fucking Queen of England.

I retracted from her asspussy and promptly drove it into her mouth.

My cock has his asspussy written all over it.

She passed out after I jackhammered her asspussy.

asspussy by Dirtycoochie July 29, 2008

AssPiss

AssPiss is the act of dropping ones trousers (pants), tucking the scrodum and penis behind ones legs, and proceeding to pee backwards. Most frequently occurring at fraternity recruitment events.

Nick: "Hey guys!"
Crowd: "What?" (while turning to face Nick)
Nick: "AssPiss 2011, whewwww!"
Crowd: "What the fuck is wrong with that kid."

AssPiss by WSUATOASSPISSER September 14, 2011

ass puss 

When a woman removes her sandbar separating the ass & the puss.

I was waist deep running jackhammer when I found out she had an ass puss

ass puss by TrudyJen June 9, 2016