asspounding beat 

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

asspounding beat by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

ass pound 

The act of performing anal sex, mostly in a harder fashion.

Jim looked at Tina and said "I'm going to ass pound you when we get upstairs."

ass pound by The_Blackening November 25, 2007

asshound 

Dude who persistently pursues anal sex and generally loves asses. Including female ones.

Girl: You are such an asshound. We just did it that way on Tuesday.
Boy: So? Last I checked I didn't break it. Why can't I play with it again? I'll play nice. I promise.

asshound by bumdarts November 17, 2011

gorilla ass pound

When fucking a bitch you run up to her with knuckles dragging and forcefully slam her upside down on her head with legs bent outwards towards you. Then in a unexpected move shove you cock in her pussy and a banana in her ass at the same time. Then after unloading your spank, pull out run around the room slapping your chest and punch a hole in the door!

Damn bro I scored a perfect 10 Gorilla Ass Pound on this random last night!

gorilla ass pound by OnlyTheLonley November 24, 2016

asspundit

A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.

Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.

asspundit by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007

Assplunder 

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

Assplunder by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

anal ass pound 

when you fuck some one in the ass till there butt cheeks turn red and sock them in the red butt cheeks

Dude, I just anal ass pounded Justin, he's gonna be shittin' blood for 8 days straight!

anal ass pound by Hayden Clark December 20, 2008