asspounding beat 

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

asspounding beat by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

asspundit

A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.

Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.

asspundit by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007

Asplundh 

1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.

2)A song about elevators.

"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"

Asplundh by skunchbox October 7, 2008

Assplunder 

To pillage that booty for treasure.

Last night, Rachel was assplundered. Roger says that the booty was bountiful.

Assplunder by Doccenburg September 11, 2015

asspoundee 

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

asspoundee by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008

Asplundher 

The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.

If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.

Asplundher by QuacksO August 22, 2018

asspounder4k 

A seggsy person

“Hey do you like asspounder4k”
“Yes i do they’re seggsy”

asspounder4k by Totally_notjoshu420 March 10, 2021