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24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assphattuation 

An infatuation with nice rear ends.
Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.

assphalt 

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina
For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.
assphalt by scholzilla September 4, 2009

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011