asspeg 

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

asspeg by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

Asspee 

When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling.

OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and asspee!

Asspee by j3nny3lf February 14, 2009

assmeg 

lowest form of human intelligence

Mephisto thinks he's the shiz-nit, but he's nothing but an assmeg.

assmeg by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Asspection 

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

Asspection by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019

asspellet 

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asspellet by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

Assegg 

A more *secretive* way of calling a person sexy then actually straight out calling a person sexy.
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!

Example 1: Damn, this chocolate cake is ASSEGG!
Example 2: Wow, how ASSEGG is that boy over there!

Assegg by savedbyyuled December 3, 2009

asspenis 

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

asspenis by Schmaz March 12, 2005