Assbastard 

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

Assbastard by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

Assbastard 

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

Assbastard by Blkprep May 1, 2018

Ass Pasta 

When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.

We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.

Ass Pasta by Greasy butthole June 14, 2015

assbastard 

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

assbastard by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003

asspaste 

The pastey shit you take after eating mexican or indian food. Sometime collets on back of toilets and takes many many flushes to be washed away..sometimes also taking many many showers to be washed away from your in betweens.

1. Man this hobo smells like asspaste.
2. While traveling in europe i had many cases of asspaste.

asspaste by emoney1234 December 25, 2007

AssBastard 

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

AssBastard by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

asspartame 

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

asspartame by QuacksO June 8, 2019