Assmouse Cheesepants 

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

Assmouse Cheesepants by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

asshoused 

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

asshoused by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

Asshouse by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009

ass mouse

A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.

"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"

ass mouse by Guitartang December 19, 2008