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4. assmonger
Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
by snabald Jul 13, 2003 add a video
1. assmonger
One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
by BlastMaster May 16, 2003 add a video
2. Assmonger
A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
by Jonathan Roland Nov 25, 2003 add a video
3. assmonger
One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
by Classik Mar 20, 2003 add a video
5. assmonger
A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.
Lick her clit you assmonger!
6. assmonger
Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.
"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"
7. assmonger
Another term describing assholes.
Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.
by Bob Nov 24, 2003 add a video
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