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An alternate word for aviator-style sunglasses with very dark or mirrored lenses. While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer. Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect. I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.
Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes. Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps? No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack. Disgusting! Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band... Let me take a guess: 311? YES! How did you know? Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them. |
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any group of people who offend you nu septaton are a bunch of assholes
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the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world
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ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others. the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
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a word to describe someone or group of people who act like idiots Americans are war mongering assholes
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People that can't appreaciate all kinds of music no matter what genre.
Backed up all though music history.And from my expirences in the late 90's and 2000 years.People that will just fucking mess with you for liking one band or singer they don't. Me: I like pop,rap,punk,country etc.
Them: Shut the fuck up!That kind of music sucks! Me: Assholes! Why do you have to ruin everything good about music in general. |
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Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others. Persons who go out of the way to offend others. Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the misery of others. Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training. Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation. Insulting others brings their life meaning. What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt! I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!" |
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